call me 007 cause i have
0 friends
0 sex
7 dollars
call me 007 cause i just left my dorm to have breakfast and take the bus home successfully without needing an alarm and without waking my roommate up 
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im 0 1 0 because i just spent my last 50 on #2 (for legal purposes this is a joke)
No sex?
tag yourself im 13 0 0