Then Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the WhiteAnd Monty Python and the Holy Grail's black knightAnd Benito Mussolini and the Blue MeanieAnd Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the GenieRobocop, The Terminator, Captain Kirk, and Darth VaderLo-pan, Superman, every single Power RangerBill S. Preston and Theodore LoganSpock, The Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk HoganAll came out of nowhere lightning fastAnd they kicked Chuck Norris in his cowboy assIt was the bloodiest battle that the world ever sawWith civilians looking on in total awe