Mike Ehrmantraut
Just because you shot Jesse James doesn't mean you are Jesse James.
Saul Goodman
If I ever get anal polyps, I'll know what to name them.
Badger
Put me on your magical boat, man, and sail me down your chocolaty river of meth!
Walter White
I'm not in the meth business. I'm in the empire business.
Mike Ehrmantraut
Just because you shot Jesse James doesn't mean you are Jesse James.
Mike Ehrmantraut
Keys, scumbag. It's the universal symbol for keys.
Mike Ehrmantraut
Just because you shot Jesse James doesn't mean you are Jesse James.
Walter White
Do you know how much I make a year? I mean, even if I told you, you wouldn't believe it.
Saul Goodman
Congratulations, you’ve just left your family a second-hand Subaru.
Saul Goodman
If you’re committed enough, you can make any story work.