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Brain Tease
Q: What is lighter than air, floats on water and a thousand men can't pick up?
A: a Bubble
Clean Man's Face
Q: One day there was a train with only two passengers,one on each side, the train went pass a cave and ONE of the man's face got dirty. However it was the man with the clean face who washed his face, why?
A: The man with the clean face saw the dirty face on the other man and assumed that his face was dirty too, but the man with the dirty face saw the clean face, so he didn't wash it.
Cut Along The Tracks
Q: Walking home one day, you take a short cut along the train tracks. The tracks cross a narrow bridge over a deep gorge. At the point you are 3/8 of the way across the bridge, you hear the train whistle somewhere behind you. You charge across the bridge, and jump off the track as the train is about to run you down. As it happens, if you had gone the other way, you would have reached safety just before being run over as well. If you can run ten miles per hour, how fast is the train moving?
A: The train is moving at 40 miles per hour. Imagine that a friend is walking with you. When the train whistle blows, you head away from the train, he heads toward it. When he reaches safety, you will be 6/8 (or 3/4)of the way across the bridge, and the train will have just reached the bridge. For the train to cross 4/4 of the bridge in the time you cross the remaining 1/4, the train must be moving four times your speed.
HOW WELL DO YOU KNOW YOUR WORDS?
Q: Which word, if pronounced right, is wrong, but if pronounced wrong is right?
A: Wrong.
Well Do You?
Q: What did the two volcanos say to each other on valentine's day?
A: Do you lava me like I lava you!!
Horses In Stables
Q: How can you get 9 horses in seven stables?
A: Put the nuber and letter in each stable. 9/h/o/r/s/e/s
Men
Q: A man who cannot talk went into a store to buy a toothbrush. He showed motions of brushing his teeth and bought it home. Another person who was blind wanted to buy sunglasses. How does he show that he wants to buy sunglasses?
A: He talks because I never said that he cannot talk!
The Highest Mountain On Earth
Q: Before mount everest was descovered what was the tallest mountain on earth?
A: Mount Everest-it just hadn't been discovered
Green
Q: Iam green if you cut me open i will bleed if you eat me and spit me out i am black. What am i?
A: a watermelon.
The One Thing
Q: There is one thing. If you do this for other people, you will go to the devil. If you do this for yourself, you will go to God. Rich people want this. Poor people have this. If you eat this you die. What is it?
A: Nothing.
The Morning
Q: What is the first thing you do every morning?
A: wake up
Detective Work
Q: With a little detective work and deep thought, the following facts can make an accurate statement. Can you figure it out? 11 is a race horse 12 is 12 1111 race 12112
A: 11 is a race horse 12 is one too 11 won one race 12 won one too
What Room ??
Q: what room has a no windows no floor and no walls and no door?
A: a mushroom
Elaphant
Q: what time is it when an elaphant falls on a fence.
A: Time to get a new fence
Men , Women , & Dogs
Q: What is it a man stands up to do, a woman sits down to do, and a dog holds out his leg to do?
A: Shake hands