ok so today i learned that one of my professors has a rule for all his classes where once a semester a student can invoke ‘bigfoot’ and he will cancel his typical lecture and launch into a partially-serious tirade about bigfoot lore instead of doing class
so guess what we’re doing in web design today
this is the same reason why the emoji movie is universally reviled as one of the worst movies ever made despite being objectively more cohesive than stuff like cars 2 or boss baby
something I've found is that I actually dislike mediocre or mid albums more than bad albums.
the thing is with a bad album is you can still have strong opinions on why it's bad - you can mock it like nostalgia critics the wall (which is a horrid album by the way) or critique it on why it's bad.
with a mid album there is barely anything to say other than it's mid, bland, boring, mediocre and basically every other synonym for “mid”. a bad album still makes you feel something, whether hatred, disgust, laughter, etc. but a mid album just makes me feel bored or want to do something else.
what I'm getting at is that I feel a mid album is far more of an insult than a bad one since at least a bad album tried, a mid album did the bare minimum.
Like the fabled titan Atlas, I bear the nation of Poland on my shoulders
very happy to see shaftgoblin banned for being an abusive and sad little troll account but at least they used a gender-neutral prefix bc they didn’t know my pronouns
stroke my fragile penis mx. buying into capitalism
go join Brand Battle 5 or I will be mildly disappointed that my silly lil scratch contest is unpopular https://scratch.mit.edu/projects/801466246/
(it’s a design competition so if you like design go join i could use more entries to stroke my fragile ego)
might be a spicy take but
minecraft parodies <<<<<<<<<< Weird Al Yankovic parodies
go join Brand Battle 5 or I will be mildly disappointed that my silly lil scratch contest is unpopular https://scratch.mit.edu/projects/801466246/
(it’s a design competition so if you like design go join i could use more entries to stroke my fragile ego)
i am right on the edge of having a beard and I wanna let it grow out more but my face is so scratchy idk if it’s worth it
go play A Short Hike it’s incredible
It’s about a bird named Claire who needs to climb a mountain to call her mom and it made me cry
I beat it in 2 hours and loved every second of it, such a cute lil game with a gorgeous environment, lovable characters, really fun gameplay, an adorable little story, and the soundtrack is a banger
it is a boost of pure dopamine and even just thinking about it or watching gameplay makes me feel instantly better
combine the story of celeste with the vibes of animal crossing and the explorative and curious nature of breath of the wild, squeeze into 2 hours, and you basically have A Short Hike
it’s only 8 bucks on steam and on the Nintendo eshop
go play it, you will not regret it
as a believer in true gender equality i hope to one day have a wife whom I can lift but who also can lift me
helping carry all the groceries bc one day i wanna be strong enough to carry any of my friends bridal style for the kicks