true chads use separate shampoo and conditioner (they have soft hair)
Girls: I need a shampoo for each separate part of my hair
Boys: Wow check out this 14-in-1 shampoo/conditioner/body wash/hair gel/toothpaste/dish soap/laundry detergent/motor oil/salad dressing/3-course gourmet Italian dinner/industrial-grade acid/3D printing filament/self-assembling B-52 bomber plane/entire country of Finland, this is perfect
oh yeah in case anyone here cares i’m doing great in college rn
all my classes are easy, all my professors are super chill, all my grades are good, i’m living the dream
if you plan on doing graphic design as a career I highly recommend going to a small liberal arts school bc it’s cheap and easy and lets you be a bigger fish in a smaller pond
I’m on the rugby team and it’s super fun, we have a tournament on sunday
I have sideburns now
life is good
this aged poorly
time has turned my brain into grape jelly
we’re closer to 2025 than to 2019
help
how in the hell is it august already I’m still mentally stuck in june 2019
my wisdom truly knows no bounds
“Jeffalo. It's like a buffalo, but Jeff" - Perrin, 2022, The New Creators Podcast Episode 3
Oh hey that’s me
new episode of The New Creators featuring @micahlt, @ekmand and special guest @perrin: https://anchor.fm/the-new-creators
i’m fulfilling my civic duty as an NFL uniform aesthetics nerd by disliking every youtube comment I see that claims the Commanders’ all-black alternate unis are good
I hate them so much
Gotta respect the grind. No days off 
didn’t know there was anything tougher to eat than beef jerky - until just now when I ate a stale twizzler I found in my desk drawer
‘Grow a pair’ mf’s when I tell them I’m a pear farmer (I grow thousands of pears per year)
big mood
i am at the brink of insanity
AMONG US LOL
Whajdkememdlfkfmdmdmd
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I feel like I’m swimming through a fluidized bed of flamin hot Cheeto dust rn
all birds are lit except for seagulls
sandwich stealing bastards, those ones