@perrin

professional dingus

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I am a wasteof.money user!

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perrin @perrin

It’s only considered “being nice” if you do it in the Nice region of France, otherwise it’s just sparkling friendliness

Jun 16, 2023, 8:41 PM
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If I had a nickel for every groundbreaking movie released in the last 14 months that featured a complex multiverse and heavily involved a bagel as a plot device, I’d have two nickels

Jun 15, 2023, 11:35 PM
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i am sick today and tried to take a mucinex but for whatever reason it got caught in the back of my throat and i threw up in the kitchen sink

then i tried again and the exact same thing happened a second time 👍

Jun 15, 2023, 12:59 AM
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perrin @perrin

i’ve been greeting people with ahoy for years for this exact reason

frick thomas edison

jeffalo @jeffalo

we could’ve had ‘ahoy’ but we’re stuck with ‘hello’. 😞

Jun 13, 2023, 7:59 PM
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perrin @perrin

just watched shark tale for the first time and i can confirm that it is definitely one of the movies ever made

2.5/10, slightly worse than Storks (2016)

Jun 10, 2023, 3:04 AM
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perrin @perrin

this is excellent but also consider the following: instead of a shark it’s an octopus and instead of a hug i put him on my head and gently wobble him

allyz @allyz

when sad, hug the shark and you will not be sad

Jun 6, 2023, 4:34 PM
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perrin @perrin

bro’s tryna be the man who walked a thousand miles just to fall down at my door

wahsp @wahsp

I have now walked over 100 kilometers (64 miles), just a little over 200 to go!

Jun 6, 2023, 5:35 PM
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perrin @perrin

as opposed to 50 cooked bees, which are definitely a thing

jeffalo @jeffalo

sometimes life feels like we’re getting stung by 50 raw bees simultaneously but we gotta just power through it

May 31, 2023, 7:43 PM
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thenewcreators @thenewcreators

Meet Blimp. Learn more about it on TNC Episode 15 coming soon with @perrin and @corn_bin.

May 28, 2023, 10:49 PM
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perrin @perrin

On a scale from Perrin Fertha to Perrin Aybara, I am definitely Perrin Grubb

perrin @perrin

watching Andor for the first time and I’m a bit appalled that the only character in the entire Star Wars canon I share a name with is the jerky husband of the galaxy’s most efficient girlboss

May 28, 2023, 3:33 AM
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perrin @perrin

watching Andor for the first time and I’m a bit appalled that the only character in the entire Star Wars canon I share a name with is the jerky husband of the galaxy’s most efficient girlboss

May 28, 2023, 3:33 AM
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perrin @perrin

now would probably be a good time for the CDC to make “being a Celtics fan” a symptom of heart attack risk

May 28, 2023, 3:28 AM
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thenewcreators @thenewcreators

🛋️ COUCH OFFER

Ethan’s friend is offering you all a couch for free, however he cannot ship it nor will he offer anything more than a £1 for it. SERIOUS OFFERS ONLY!

If you’re confused, you can find out what happened during the latest TNC Live on the official TNC YouTube channel: https://youtu.be/0M2FiI0l9T8

May 21, 2023, 10:54 PM
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perrin @perrin

Furthermore, if I had a nickel for every animated movie adaption of a popular children’s franchise that featured the voice talents of both Chris Pratt and Charlie Day, I’d have two more nickels

perrin @perrin

If I had a nickel for every movie I’ve seen in theaters over the last 40 days that featured both Chris Pratt and the song No Sleep ‘Til Brooklyn, I’d have two nickels

May 13, 2023, 8:16 PM
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May 13, 2023, 8:17 PM
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perrin @perrin

If I had a nickel for every movie I’ve seen in theaters over the last 40 days that featured both Chris Pratt and the song No Sleep ‘Til Brooklyn, I’d have two nickels

May 13, 2023, 8:16 PM
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