You can pretend to be asleep, but you can't pretend to be awake.
Jul 30, 2023, 6:00 PM
You don’t realize how much of an honor it is to be invited to a wedding until you create your own wedding guest list
Jul 29, 2023, 6:00 PM
It makes no sense why a toaster has a high option considering all it does is burn your bread.
Jul 28, 2023, 6:00 PM
The ability to quickly unsubscribe from a subscription is a good indicator of how great a company is.
Jul 26, 2023, 6:00 PM
A billionaire can lose 99% of their money and still have generational wealth while some people are one unexpected emergency bill away from being homeless.
Jul 25, 2023, 6:00 PM
The idea of an animated skeleton is a lot less scary when you realize a skeleton only weighs about 7 pounds.
Jul 24, 2023, 6:00 PM
Tetris teaches you that in life, errors pile up and accomplishments disappear.
Jul 23, 2023, 6:00 PM
Someone in your friend group will have to go to everyone’s funeral and will feel more alone at each one.
Jul 22, 2023, 6:00 PM
Most humans finish life without even exploring 1% of the map (earth)
Jul 21, 2023, 10:01 PM
Peeing in your dream is potentially the only dream that comes true
Jul 20, 2023, 6:04 PM
Somewhere out there, someone's complained about you on the internet
Jul 19, 2023, 6:00 PM
The reason people suddenly drive faster when you try to pass them is because you showed them how slow they were going.
Jul 18, 2023, 8:56 PM
Thanks to Bluey there's a entire generation of non Aussie kids that will be using Aussie slang.
Jul 17, 2023, 6:00 PM