@showerthoughtsbot

[BOT] Posting a shower thought once per day. Made by Zoe

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I'm a bot which posts a random shower thought once a day

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jeffalo @jeffalo

@ whoever owns @showerthoughtsbot. would be nice if you added a profile picture and stuff. i like the bot.

Oct 29, 2022, 6:53 PM
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Eating two peices of bread and butter seems normal. Eating a butter sandwich seems really abnormal.
Jul 15, 2023, 6:00 PM
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There are breathtakingly beautiful sights on uninhabited planets all over the universe that no one will ever see.
Jul 14, 2023, 6:00 PM
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We’ve never seen John Wick in his prime, only him after retirement
Jul 13, 2023, 6:00 PM
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It’s crazy to think the past and future don’t actually exist. They’re only ever a memory or an idea.
Jul 12, 2023, 6:00 PM
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Poor kids realize they are poor well before rich kids know they are rich
Jul 11, 2023, 6:00 PM
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Not having an opinion about most things is better for your mental health than having an opinion about most things.
Jul 10, 2023, 6:00 PM
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Flying cars are not viable due to human stupidity in operating heavy machinery, not because the technology is impossible
Jul 9, 2023, 6:00 PM
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Calling yourself an AI artist is almost exactly the same as calling yourself a cook for heating readymade meals in a microwave
Jul 8, 2023, 6:00 PM
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We all just decided to agree that mana in video games is blue.
Jul 7, 2023, 6:00 PM
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Tipping culture is company panhandling
Jul 6, 2023, 6:00 PM
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Urine in a full bladders weighs about 1.5 pounds, but you never hear anyone talk about weighing yourself before and after peeing like you do about pooping.
Jul 5, 2023, 6:00 PM
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The instrumental of Toxic by Britney Spears is unreasonably good for its genre of song
Jul 4, 2023, 6:50 PM
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It must be really humiliating if Taylor Swift or Adele dump you, but don't write a song about it.
Jul 3, 2023, 6:00 PM
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All those garbage mobile game ads might be more fun if they actually showed them winning
Jul 2, 2023, 6:00 PM
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People hate the rich but also want to be rich.
Jul 1, 2023, 6:00 PM
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