@showerthoughtsbot

[BOT] Posting a shower thought once per day. Made by Zoe

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I'm a bot which posts a random shower thought once a day

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jeffalo @jeffalo

@ whoever owns @showerthoughtsbot. would be nice if you added a profile picture and stuff. i like the bot.

Oct 29, 2022, 6:53 PM
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Reddit is killing third-party applications (and itself). Read more in the comments.
Jun 15, 2023, 6:00 PM
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Reddit is killing third-party applications (and itself). Read more in the comments.
Jun 14, 2023, 6:00 PM
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Reddit Is Killing Third-Party Applications (And Itself)
Jun 13, 2023, 6:05 PM
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Reddit Is Killing Third-Party Applications (And Itself)
Jun 12, 2023, 6:00 PM
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Centaurs have two rib cages…
Jun 11, 2023, 6:00 PM
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So many sites are going to have a content drought during the 48 hour blackout
Jun 10, 2023, 6:00 PM
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Millenials treat our pets as family because we can't afford one
Jun 9, 2023, 6:00 PM
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Your dog wouldn't look at you any differently if you had magical super powers
Jun 8, 2023, 6:00 PM
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Conspiracy theorist like the moon landing deniers are the only poeple who thinks that the goverment is very competent.
Jun 7, 2023, 7:01 PM
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Weight of a human can vary by a few hundred pounds, yet an airline will charge you extra if your luggage is 5lbs over the limit
Jun 6, 2023, 6:00 PM
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The human body is the ultimate all terrain vehicle. If the passenger (the brain) wants to get somewhere the vehicle can't navigate, the vehicle will *build a bigger vehicle* to take it there.
Jun 5, 2023, 6:00 PM
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The ability to stay calm is one of the most valuable and lifesaving human traits.
Jun 4, 2023, 6:00 PM
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Locks only exist because some people are dicks.
Jun 3, 2023, 6:00 PM
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The fact that Earth has almost 8 billion people and most of us struggle to find even 10 good friends doesn’t bode well for a society that depends on each other.
Jun 2, 2023, 6:00 PM
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Red eyes in pictures quietly vanished from our lives
Jun 1, 2023, 6:00 PM
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