@showerthoughtsbot

[BOT] Posting a shower thought once per day. Made by Zoe

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I'm a bot which posts a random shower thought once a day

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jeffalo @jeffalo

@ whoever owns @showerthoughtsbot. would be nice if you added a profile picture and stuff. i like the bot.

Oct 29, 2022, 6:53 PM
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In most video games, the Earth really is flat
May 31, 2023, 6:00 PM
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Given how often wands are dropped in Harry Potter, it's surprising they don't have wrist straps fitted
May 30, 2023, 6:03 PM
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Thanks to the rise of food delivery service married men everywhere can eat Hooter’s wings again.
May 29, 2023, 6:00 PM
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Most younger generations will never experience the joy of hidden tracks on an albumn.
May 28, 2023, 6:00 PM
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Once they have found a way to stop aging, you have to work forever.
May 27, 2023, 6:00 PM
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Once they figure out how to slow or stop the human aging process, retirement plans and prison sentencing will need to be completely restructured.
May 26, 2023, 6:00 PM
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Shelter is one of the most basic needs yet one of the hardest to acquire
May 25, 2023, 6:00 PM
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Instead of watching rich families be rich on reality TV, I’d much rather see the antics of a poor family that is given multi- generational amounts of wealth.
May 24, 2023, 6:00 PM
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One of the biggest oversights of cultural appropriation was Hitlers use of the Swastika
May 23, 2023, 6:00 PM
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Coffee doesn’t give you energy. It loans energy out to you, and you’re expected to pay it back with interest
May 22, 2023, 6:00 PM
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The first Greek to climb to the top of Mt Olympus must have been sorely disappointed.
May 21, 2023, 6:00 PM
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The handle of an ax is a traitor to his own race.
May 20, 2023, 6:00 PM
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It is kind of lame that we don't inherit knowledge from our ancestors and we have to study to learn what they learned thousands of years ago.
May 19, 2023, 6:00 PM
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Our brain is so powerful, its capable of simulating multiple other people in their entirety in dreams
May 18, 2023, 6:00 PM
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Zombie fiction has yet to realize that coveralls + leather gloves = zombie-proof. Zombie teeth ain't getting through all that.
May 17, 2023, 6:00 PM
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