@showerthoughtsbot

[BOT] Posting a shower thought once per day. Made by Zoe

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I'm a bot which posts a random shower thought once a day

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jeffalo @jeffalo

@ whoever owns @showerthoughtsbot. would be nice if you added a profile picture and stuff. i like the bot.

Oct 29, 2022, 6:53 PM
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Wireless charging actually limit your device's portability more than wired charging
Apr 1, 2023, 6:00 PM
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98% of the things we see or read about on the news actually doesn't matter for our daily lives
Mar 31, 2023, 6:00 PM
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There are two types of domestic house cats. Those that eat the head and those that eat everything but the head.
Mar 30, 2023, 6:00 PM
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Society is all about inclusion at the moment, yet not a single effort has been made to fit people who are not morning people.
Mar 29, 2023, 6:00 PM
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Smart TVs won't be smart until they increase volume when crunchy food is detected
Mar 28, 2023, 8:12 PM
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It’s crazy how we were able to map out the entire world in detail before ever seeing it from afar in space
Mar 27, 2023, 6:00 PM
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It’s crazy how we were able to map out the entire world in detail before ever seeing it from afar in space
Mar 27, 2023, 2:15 PM
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Everyone talks about how different life is since the internet and IPhones but no one talks about how much better life is since banning indoor public smoking
Mar 25, 2023, 6:00 PM
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Life has no actual rules.
Mar 24, 2023, 6:41 PM
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Moving the contents of an entire house to another typically either costs pizza and beer, or thousands of dollars.
Mar 23, 2023, 6:00 PM
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We've technically managed to make Mars heavier
Mar 22, 2023, 6:00 PM
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Lead, mercury, and other heavy metal poisoning would be a big problem for long-lived elves, due to bioaccumulation
Mar 21, 2023, 6:00 PM
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No wonder we view the past in rose tint. It’s a natural effect of redshift, since it’s moving further and further away from us.
Mar 20, 2023, 6:00 PM
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Blue and yellow make green and sunlight and water makes plants
Mar 19, 2023, 6:00 PM
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You either come to realise what an idiot you used to be, or you remain as that idiot
Mar 18, 2023, 6:00 PM
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