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Of the four fundamental forces, gravity is responsible for the most human deaths

Even if we would have gotten a letter from Hogwarts, our parents would have never believed it was real and let us travel to London to run against a wall. We never had a chance.

With enough wind, anything and everything can be a kite

Anyone who says they’re going to steal or take your girl and does it is doing you a favor.

You always seem to need your fingernails to be just a little bit longer right after you clip them.

You can find a sports bar anywhere, but you can't find TV bars that show new episodes of popular TV shows where you can go and have a drink and snacks while watching your favorite show with like-minded people

Every single day, we listen to more music than most people in history have heard in their whole lives.

There are many many animals that lay eggs, and for some reason chicken eggs are the only animal eggs that we typically eat.

For people on the other side of the world, 9/ 11 was actually 9/12.

Videogames make crouch walking seem effortless

In the future it will be impossible to even conceive of a fair society because the wealthy will be essentially immortal. We're living in the waning years of powerful people dying naturally. Our descendants will see leaders rule for hundreds of years.

The Mandela effect isn’t a alternative universe, it’s proof that the human mind is easily manipulated by others that our mind fills in the blanks

South Park has been running for over 25 years and we’ve only seen less than a year of their lives if you consider each episode to be one day.

We live in a world where people don't want to watch ads and are willing to pay to not see them.

Most humans have been correctly applying physics in their daily lives without ever having opened a physics book.