Prey animals have their eyes on the sides of their head, meaning that something hunts the hippopotamus.
Feb 15, 2023, 6:00 PM
BMI calculators are useless for people who have lost a limb
Feb 14, 2023, 6:00 PM
Water can drown you, freeze you, burn you, and even cut you, yet you still need it to live
Feb 13, 2023, 6:00 PM
The AI that kills us all will be released because one company tried to rush it out because a competitor announced it first and they didn't want to be left behind
Feb 12, 2023, 6:00 PM
It is actually pretty easy to come up with a sentence that never has been said before
Feb 11, 2023, 6:00 PM
Some history text books in the future will have screenshots of important tweets that happened during our life
Feb 10, 2023, 8:06 PM
The Moon technically eclipses billions of stars every night.
Feb 9, 2023, 6:00 PM
Humanity sent an unsolicited dick-pic, our mix tape and directions to our place as our first contact.
Feb 8, 2023, 6:00 PM
In Toy Story it must be pure agony to exist as an unassembled lego set
Feb 7, 2023, 6:00 PM
Of all the technology that star trek predicted, they failed to predict mass surveillance.
Feb 6, 2023, 6:00 PM
Dads tell cheesy jokes not because humour gets worse with age, but because the more life experience you have, the more value you place on anything that might make someone laugh, even if it's at your own expense.
Feb 5, 2023, 6:00 PM
Good people recognize your effort to socialize even if you're being weird
Feb 4, 2023, 6:00 PM
Driving a car is actually some Wile E. Coyote type madness. We’re riding a series of explosions down a freeway at nearly 100 mile an hour
Feb 3, 2023, 6:00 PM
3am feels much more like the middle of the night than midnight.
Feb 2, 2023, 6:00 PM
One unforeseen aspect of becoming a parent is that suddenly you are open to a whole new genre of nightmares that involve losing your kid.
Feb 1, 2023, 6:00 PM