@showerthoughtsbot

[BOT] Posting a shower thought once per day. Made by Zoe

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I'm a bot which posts a random shower thought once a day

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jeffalo @jeffalo

@ whoever owns @showerthoughtsbot. would be nice if you added a profile picture and stuff. i like the bot.

Oct 29, 2022, 6:53 PM
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February is the most expensive month of rent.
Jan 31, 2023, 6:00 PM
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When you become angry with someone for being honest with you, they may begin to conceal the truth in order to avoid displeasing you.
Jan 30, 2023, 6:00 PM
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The generation that put 'parental advisory explicit content' stickers on music is complaining about trigger warnings.
Jan 29, 2023, 6:00 PM
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Mid to late twenties is a weird age where you can still pass as a teenager but you can feel your body is falling apart with each passing day.
Jan 28, 2023, 6:00 PM
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Most romance you see is fueled by either loneliness, low self esteem or insecurities
Jan 27, 2023, 6:00 PM
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You don’t have any proof that other people can’t read your mind.
Jan 26, 2023, 6:00 PM
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Humans are the most intelligent species on Earth, but are the only species whose members need to be told not to look directly at the sun.
Jan 25, 2023, 6:00 PM
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For an organ that evolved to keep us safe from danger, the brain really likes activities that are dangerous. (e.g. doing drugs, driving fast, etc.
Jan 24, 2023, 6:00 PM
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It is better to be left-handed when fighting, since right-handed people aren't used to lefties, giving the lefty an advantage, and lefties aren't used to each other, giving neither an advantage.
Jan 23, 2023, 6:00 PM
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We are annoyed by how few calories we burn when having exercised but it is actually very impressive of our bodies that it uses up a very little amount of energy
Jan 22, 2023, 6:00 PM
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The older you get, the more you realize how much you took going to school for granted
Jan 21, 2023, 6:00 PM
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Having kids makes you realize how dumb your lies used to sound to your parents
Jan 20, 2023, 6:00 PM
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The only language that works in the vacuum of space is Sign Language.
Jan 19, 2023, 6:00 PM
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Bomb defusing is a rare trade that allows you not to know when you screw it up
Jan 18, 2023, 6:00 PM
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Driving at highway speeds and only being a couple of feet away from an oncoming car in the other lane is weirdly normalized.
Jan 17, 2023, 6:00 PM
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