@trafika

‘Don’t Hug Me, I’m Scared’ is a masterpiece.

I don’t like modern EddsWorld.

Owl House Season 3, Episode 1 is coming out on October 15th!

I asked irl people what their favourite colour of X and Y was and these are the answers:

•Yellow x5

•Black x5

•Black or purple

•Sky

•Yes

•I'm an NPC

•Purple x2

•I don't know what that is.

•No x2

•Y these nuts

•I don't care

•Orange x2

•I don't know, why you asking me?

•I don't know x2

•That one

•Blue x2

•I don't know what you on about

•Red

•Green

•Jump

•Yellow x5

•Black x5

•Black or purple

•Sky

•Yes

•I'm an NPC

•Purple x2

•I don't know what that is.

•No x2

•Y these nuts

•I don't care

•Orange x2

•I don't know, why you asking me?

•I don't know x2

•That one

•Blue x2

•I don't know what you on about

•Red

•Green

•Jump

Inspired by @reid

Tumblr has decided who is the sexiest fictional character is and it is...

...

Sans.

What colour is an orange?

Don’t you hate it when someone with your desired name hasn't posted in months but keeps his very rare name? Cough cough @banana cough cough

Time to cbat!

Follow @floppy

Queen Elizabeth deserves better.

Queen Elizabeth has now died.

COME DOWN TO YOUR NEAREST [[Sketchy Dumpster]] IN A [[Mute Alleyway]]!! I LOVE BEING A [[Hello? Help! Help! It Burns!]] SALESMAN!!

Question, what is the ratio of banners?

I’m currently living in a dumpster and now a salesman.

I sat in a alleyway while the clouds pee on me. I’m sitting in a box asking for spare change. I pause. I look to the ground in sadness. I start to cry and cry. I’ve became depressed.

Just then, Mr Beast and his crew comes down the alleyway and asked me if I wanted a new house. I begged him for it. He gave me the keys to a house and then asked me my life story. I told him everything, and I mean everything. But when I mentioned the NFTs, he grabbed the keys out of my hand with disgust. He whistled with two fingers. All of a sudden, Chris, Chandler, and Karl came through a wall (almost like they from America to Britain). Mr Beast then said, “Get him boys.” They all got baseball bats out of nowhere and started beating me with the bats. I wailed in pain.

They left after 6 hours 28 minutes and 42 seconds of beating me. They laughed and laughed while walking through the exact wall they came from. I really lost everything. My mug with the change, and the box I was living in. Oh the humanity.