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My banner looks much better on alpha (alpha.wasteof.money/users/cheesewhisk3rs)
Wasteof posts are like an art - some posts are hits, others are misses, and some others are stolen.
Yo mamma so fat I took a picture of her last Christmas and its still printing
wo.m SMP day 7 (probably - I’ve lost count)
Please someone join, I will provide basic gear and stuff :(
This server is kinda dead. Anyways, I found a buried treasure, fought a pillager patrol, went underwater ravine mining (the best way to mine), got an anvil, and started working on the basement of my spawn house, which contains an integrated mine and basic storage. I am now richer than anyone else on the SMP :P
We’re watching a movie in class - and someone else is watching ANOTHER movie in the same class. Why?
I forgot to wear a dress 
today, June 1st, is:
America’s National Barefoot Day
America’s National Billboard Day
Flip A Coin Day
America’s National Olive Day
Dare Day
America’s National Black Bear Day
America’s National Nail Polish Day
Oscar the Grouch Day
World Milk Day
New Year's Resolution Recommitment Day
America’s National Trails Day
America’s National Prairie Day
Wear a Dress Day
International Children's Day
i hate my phone because its glass screen prevents me from petting all the cats i can see inside :(