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mef @mef

just found out theres a UK prime minister candidate named Count Binface and he looks like a discount superhero

Jul 8, 2024, 3:05 AM
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jeffalo @jeffalo

the website of the place I’m interning at for the summer keeps going down and the community is blaming me for no reason 😰😰

2 days ago
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blaze @blaze

psst! You want to see a sneak peak of the project before open beta release? 25 likes and we’ll do it!

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jeffalo @jeffalo

OMG THE BEATLES ARE CALLED THE BEATLES AND ITS NOT THE BEETLES BECAUSE THE BEATLES MAKE MUSIC HENCE BEATS ASJKLDFJAKLSDFJKASKLD

Jul 9, 2024, 9:33 PM
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jeffalo @jeffalo

UK politics:

mef @mef

just found out theres a UK prime minister candidate named Count Binface and he looks like a discount superhero

Jul 8, 2024, 3:05 AM
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allyz @allyz

just randomly stumbled on an ig reel and it’s my friend with his face censored getting interviewed by the news 💀 he slayed it tho

3 days ago
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wahsp @wahsp

a friend

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theglasspenguin @theglasspenguin

why the hell do spiders seem to just spawn in the bathroom right when you try to take a shower

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auriali @auriali

Oh boy, you’ve barely scratched the surface. Here are some more candidates who ran in our general election this year.

First off, we have Elmo. Yes, a guy dressed as Elmo ran in the same constituency as Keir Starmer (Holborn and St Pancras), leader of the Labour Party and now our current Prime Minister - Elmo even shook Starmer’s hand while a member of the Monster Raving Loony Party stood beside him. And yes, that is also a real political party that was founded in 1982 and still runs in UK elections today.

And we also have Niko Omilana, a YouTuber who ran for London Mayor a few years ago and came 5th place. Every time he appeared in interviews and promotional videos, he would wear children’s glasses that clearly don’t fit his head. This time he ran in the Richmond and Northallerton constituency of the incumbent Prime Minister before the election, Rishi Sunak. When the results started to come in, it was clear Rishi Sunak’s party, the Conservatives, were going to lose massively to Labour, as he did a speech in his constituency, Niko held an L sign behind him lmao.

And lastly, we have Captain Beany. He ran in the North East Somerset constituency next to the Conservative candidate Jacob Rees-Mogg - he’s not very liked, being the incumbent of that seat and also being excessively posh. He lost his seat while standing next to Captain Beany, who was wearing a baked bean balaclava.

mef @mef

just found out theres a UK prime minister candidate named Count Binface and he looks like a discount superhero

Jul 8, 2024, 3:05 AM
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allyz @allyz

i think if i was a narwhal my neck muscles would be super strong from carrying around my teeth all day

Jul 9, 2024, 7:39 PM
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radi8 @radi8

hi guys

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Jul 10, 2024, 5:45 PM
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micahlt @micahlt

Just a heads up, don't update to the latest version of wasteof for Android - apparently there is a major issue where you can't like or comment on posts in the latest version. It's 1am so I'm not going to fix it now but I will tomorrow morning.

Jul 9, 2024, 6:14 AM
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jamied132 @jamied132

Just saw a wild esben :0

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