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Welcome, scolder! I am Shovel Knight!
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New disciples always ask about weapons besides the Shovel Blade... but we'll hear nothing of the sword!
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How did Baz feel after being rejected by the Order of No Quarter? Wrestle-less!
Why is Mona like a math book? Because they both have problems!
what time is it?
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I tried to pick up some gauntlets the other day... ...but the blacksmith said "arm working on 'em, but armor not finished yet!"
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What do they serve for breakfast on the Flying Machine? Two eggs, hover-easy.
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Why was Treasure Knight talking to a therapist? He had deep sea-ted anchor issues.
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What do they serve for breakfast on the Flying Machine? Two eggs, hover-easy.
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