@zlf

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zlf @zlf 📌

hi

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  • male

  • dundee, scotland

i speak english fluently and im learning scottish gaelic and spanish 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇪🇸

it would be really cool and funny if you follow me

Oct 16, 2023, 7:16 PM
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uk politics is cooked

Jun 7, 2024, 12:45 PM
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yippee im finally improving my diet and going outside a little more often 😁😁

Jun 5, 2024, 3:55 PM
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zlf @zlf

kinda collapsed again after a massive argument splitting it into two sides but we cool now

fortunately one guy has been exiled from the group who joined after the last person left after the previous argument and now there are only three people

zlf @zlf

did friend group number 2 just collapse while i was away studying

Apr 29, 2024, 1:39 PM
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Jun 3, 2024, 7:30 PM
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zlf @zlf

nighty morning the partys over now pack it up guys

thank you for the happy birthdays i fw all of you ❤️

Jun 3, 2024, 12:41 AM
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my dad uses it to watch youtube on max volume 💀

joshatticus @joshatticus

I forgor I have an iPad

what do people even use ipads for anyways

May 31, 2024, 10:40 AM
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May 31, 2024, 6:55 PM
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zlf @zlf

update it fucking sucks

zlf @zlf

update i finished s4 yesterday and next week i will be in s5 🤯

zlf @zlf

Today was the last day of S3 (A Scottish year roughly equivalent to year 10 in England or ninth grade in the USA), I will become a senior in school next week

May 26, 2023, 1:44 PM
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UPDATE

russian fed guy is cool ive known him since the incident now, but the funny thing is everyone in his (extended) family is given the nickname (x) fed guy now

heres a list of all of the fed guys so far

  • russian fed guy

  • autistic fed guy

  • german fed guy

  • freaky fed guy

  • football fed guy

i know russian fed guy, autistic fed guy, and was recently introduced to german fed guy. i dont know freaky fed guy and russian fed guy told me he doesnt speak english anyway, and i dont know football fed guy (also known as sports fed guy or f1 fed guy) and he was only mentioned once

zlf @zlf

nighty morning

lmao russian fed guy is his nickname now

zlf @zlf

story time

so im in a small group chat on ig and my moroccan friend there, his account was hacked, and the hacker (who my other friend called “russian fed guy”, which i’ll refer to him as) was sending messages through his account

however, there was a huge plot twist, russian fed guy turned out to be moroccan guy’s cousin! he at first denied it but there was tons of evidence pointing towards it that moroccan guy figured out: he didn’t get an email that someone logged in, so it must’ve been from a device that was already logged in, and the only device that he left logged in was a computer at his cousin’s house, so it must’ve been his cousin

russian fed guy eventually revealed himself to be moroccan guy’s cousin and in the end, he joined the gc

Apr 10, 2024, 2:39 PM
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May 28, 2024, 1:24 AM
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zlf @zlf

i have concluded that everyone fell off, myself included

zlf @zlf

actually… maybe i fell off, and everyone around me is still the same… 😔

zlf @zlf

all of my friends absolutely fell off and i only have one decent friend left! yippee! 😁

May 19, 2024, 6:37 PM
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May 27, 2024, 11:04 AM
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zlf @zlf

actually… maybe i fell off, and everyone around me is still the same… 😔

zlf @zlf

all of my friends absolutely fell off and i only have one decent friend left! yippee! 😁

May 19, 2024, 6:37 PM
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May 27, 2024, 10:21 AM
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zlf @zlf

i have unfortunently ended the trolling now

zlf @zlf

yeah started it early

gonna continue to gatekeep my trolling anyway

zlf @zlf

trolling update

currently scheduled to start on sunday, doing practice runs with my friend im working with and my other friend whos not involved but im telling him about it

May 17, 2024, 10:19 AM
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zlf @zlf

i kinda want to learn how to make music but idk anything about it

May 22, 2024, 5:31 PM
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update i finished s4 yesterday and next week i will be in s5 🤯

zlf @zlf

Today was the last day of S3 (A Scottish year roughly equivalent to year 10 in England or ninth grade in the USA), I will become a senior in school next week

May 26, 2023, 1:44 PM
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May 21, 2024, 3:34 PM
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zlf @zlf

i might use my memory loss privileges later to do the bi-yearly search through my cupboard of old childhood things

May 20, 2024, 2:53 PM
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