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LEAK: According to recent polls, George Washington will not win today’s presidential election.

uninstall instagram

locked in on the wrong thing and accidentally became the second richest person in my university’s minecraft server :/

Staying up past your bedtime now more rapidly increases exhaustion levels (don't ask why this is posted so late...)

don’t you love it when you lose your wallet which happens to have your learner’s permit, student ID, and yubikey in it?

edit: i just found it in my coat pocket…

applying to university is SCARY!

if there’s one thing we’ve learnt from history, it’s that we haven’t learnt anything from history

you don't need to be in a relationship to be happy. will a girlfriend send you talk tuah memes at 3 am? no. who will send them though? your bro will.

I voted!

thanks for all the good times

Warning: politics ahead.

Also, this is longer than 1500 characters and I don’t have beta access on this account, so you get this notes app style post instead.

you can now code food