please give me some petty but overall harmless insults (e.g. i hope the saltwater ruins your clothes and I hope you spend the rest of your life sleeping alone) to use :]
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i hope both sides of the pillow are warm
true fact
I hope that you don’t get any wheat in minecraft
TRUE FACT
may the next leaf you step on have no crunch
bless
lukewarm water
your contribution is appreciated
i hope the next time you drink water it tastes unfiltered :skull:
TRUE FACT
I envy everyone who hasn’t met you
BASED THANK YOU
i hope that the snek overlord does not grant you her gift of forgiveness for your extremely indecent display of snekism
BEAUTIFUL
I hope your orange juice is 58% pulp
“i hope your pillow is always on the warm side“
thank you for your contribution
I hope you buy all the individual shovel knight games and then end up getting the whole collection in order to get the last one
LMAO that is beautiful i love it
I hope the next drink you drink has a singular speck of visible dirt in it.
LOL i love that
Alright, your fate has been chosen
dont make me look inside my next cup of water D:
i hope your cup gets filled with water :triumph:
thank my child :b
I hope you get sand all over you
those are BEAUTIFUL thank you
I hope your dad gets the milk
I hope someone fills your brand new shoes with corn
thank you!