So, I had good news and bad news:

After some negotiations with my parents, I have finally acquired my backup phone that hosts Nickel and ChanSpec that they confiscated for an unrelated reason. This means that those two bots will be back in operation, at least tomorrow.

Unfortunately, the negotiation will make me inactive starting at ~4 AM EST. This means that I'll be unable to join Shellfish meetings, since those start at 5 AM.

Note to self: Get a Pi.

Edit: After some more negotiations, my parents agreed to extend my activity to 9 AM! Well, supposedly.