I am a beanist
I practice beansism
I praise the beans god
And I throw beans all over people to bless them and also annoy them but pretend im blessing them :)
Bean religion sure is great
Side note- since when was it 3:30 am?
Edit: if you can’t tell this is a joke
and when i click the post the edit is gone
How did I know that would happen? (in comment above I said I decided to write that in a comment instead because- yes)