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Hello internet, welcome to Game Theory! Call it nostalgia or more of a innocent time but we are gonna talk about Sans' identity again!!
Last time, well... Lets just say I was very wrong. But today my fellow theorists I have figured out Sans' identity and IP address!
First things first is who is Sans, I've searched top to corner. I've sacrificed my eyes going to the dark web... It was not very pleasant but hey! At least I've got myself a child slave! I'm getting sidetracked. My investigations came all the way to... A murderer... A selfish, evil hacker... A furry... A purple man..! Ladies and gentlemen, it is Purplegeist from FNAF World!
"But Matpat" I hear you say, hear me out. I have a shotgun in my basement. I also have your parents at gunpoint SO YOU BETTER BELIEVE ME!
Ahem So Sans', or Purplegeist's, IP is..! Wait, I haven't told you how I found it! First, I went to the underground and robbed Sans' computer to find out if he had a VPN... Nope! I won't tell you how exactly I found his IP for legal reasons but it is...! 182.53.78.47! That is right fangirls! Swarm that house, swarm!
I think my job here is done but hey, thats just a theory... A GAME THEORY! Thanks for watching.
I can confirm.