[serious] feature suggestion

I just came up with an amazing feature idea which I’m going to be calling “wistof”. So what is wistof? Wistof is a byte size video platform built into the wasteof site. On wistof you are able to upload videos up to 60 seconds in length (!!!) and all of them must be vertical. Users are able to watch these videos on a new page. A video will automatically start playing and if you’re starting to get bored of the 15 second video after 7 seconds (so annoying) you can swipe down once to make a new video appear! Now you might really like this next video and to show your appreciation you can double click the video to give it a like. I think it would be best to create some kind of algorithm with the goal of keeping people on this site for as long as possible, let’s say about 2 hours a day per user. I know the people of this planet might not be ready for such a revolutionary video platform like this but I think it would at least be worth a try. I imagine this feature to eventually replace the entire education system.

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