BREAKING NEWS

 Swiss teenager Jeffery Elmer (@jeffalo), 17, confirms suspicions of wasteof.money possibly getting annexed by Google LLC. Elmer states “I just wanted to do the best for my website, but it was getting out of hand, with a lack of funding and time.”

 Essentially, he believes that Google is the best option going forward, in terms of its ability to provide funds and reliability. We asked Elmer what his plans were for the future, and this was his response: “Now that I’ve sold the company, I’ve gotten enough money to get me through most of college, which I never could’ve imagined 2 years ago, I’ll be out of highschool after this year, and this will really help spark my journey as an aspiring web developer.”

 What’s next for wasteof.money? Only time will tell. One thing we do know though, is that wasteof.money will be under different management sometime soon.