gilbert189 @gilbert189

give me a game and I’ll describe it badly

Oct 24, 2022, 5:12 PM
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You have fallen to a pit and now you’re stuck with a goat, a comedian, a rejected soldier, a fish, a nerd and her sentient robot, the wife of the after-mentioned goat, and a demon goat flower.

Portal and splatoon 3

You’re stuck as the subject of an experiment lead by a sentient robot. The only thing you have is a gun that can shoot magical gateways.

A bunch of squid humanoids that thinks playing paintball is life.

That wasn’t bad

baba is you

and whitewater wipeout

You and the text blocks have an ability to change the world. Your objective? Win yourself.

You’re on a beach. You have a surfboard. You surf on the surfboard with style.

A blocky dude on a blocky world. There’s no set objectives other than one.