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just went to ikea a few days ago

i am still in ikea

help

Nov 22, 2022, 10:57 PM
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@jeffalo you have dealt with ikea before

how do i get out before the store swallows me

this place has to be some kind of infinite portal building

i walked up 10 floors and ended up in the basement

dont think its possible

i found a way

you just have to hack into their simulation.

you see, a store can’t be that big, so it’s all simulated.

and it’s vulnerable.

the code i made will run on the main board controlling the simulation

it’s surprisingly small, and an arduino?

ignore that.

what my code does is it turns off power to the simulation (i think)

#define IKEASIMULATION 2

digitalWrite(IKEASIMULATION, LOW);

OWWWWWWWWW

IT WORKED BUT MAYBE I SHOULD HAVE GONE DOWN TO THE FIRST FLOOR