Last night I managed to short-circuit my phone by getting it wet and accidentally dial 911 within 5 minutes of each other so now I have to deal with a Verizon bill AND the police
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This is adulting in one sentence 
I lost $100 today for Google to replace my phone because apparently getting water on it isn’t covered under the super omega ultimate family giga plan my parents paid for
Dang, that sucks 