somebody: ok so i just bought a new $100 server and i want to host my website on it, what software should i use for that?
random internet degenerate: just use replit bro
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replit in a nutshell: free servers for everyone!1!!!1!!
just as long as you make sure to log in and click the run button\!!!!11!
yes, and then use a replit pinger to make the server run for infinity time !!!!!11
before realizing that all the effort was wasted because libera’s admins blocked replit’s IP!11!11!!11111