don’t you hate it when you’re a cat and you’re given a steak but then a fly lands on it and gets a heart attack but there are still larvae all over the steak and a child laughs at you so you have a lengthy battle and after winning you start taking over the earth with a legion of other cats and end up making global warming happen and then dead fishes start spreading fire from their eyes which monsters have to put out which you are really scared of so you point them out to someone but they turn off the light instead when suddenly the flu appears and almost kills everyone but then a scientist finds clown clothes and ends up reviving everyone and curing the flu but then the clown restarts fires and blows up the earth