THIS ANNOUNCEMENT IS BEING BROADCAST AT THE REQUEST OF THE YO MAMA FOUNDATION. THIS IS NOT A DRILL, AND THIS IS NOT A TEST. THIS ANNOUNCEMENT IS BEING BROADCAST WORLDWIDE AND YOU MUST PAY ATTENTION. AN ANOMALY OF UNKNOWN ORIGIN HAS BEEN SIGHTED BY POLICE AND CIVILIANS AND WAS SEEN BRUTALLY MURDERING PEOPLE WITH [MEMES] AND A GIANT SWORD. JIMMY NEUTRON HAS IDENTIFIED THIS ANOMALY TO BE ACTIVE IN THE FOLLOWING COUNTRIES - UNITED STATES, CANADA, MEXICO, GUATEMALA, BRAZIL, COSTA RICA, VENEZUELA, BRAZIL, DENMARK, SWEDEN, NORWAY, FINLAND, ESTONIA, LATVIA, LITHUANIA, POLAND, BRAZIL, GERMANY, NETHERLANDS, BRAZIL, AND BRAZIL. IF YOU ARE WITHIN THESE COUNTRIES, STAY INDOORS, LOCK ALL DOORS AND COVER WINDOWS, DO NOT TRAVEL IN A VEHICLE, AVOID TRAVELLING DURING THE NIGHT AT ALL COSTS AND ENSURE YOU HAVE FOOD AND WATER. AVOID CRINGE MEMES. IF YOU SEE THE ANOMALY, DROP TO THE GROUND AND PLAY DEAD. DO NOT ENGAGE. ARMED FORCES ARE WORKING TO CONTAIN THIS THREAT AND WILL PROVIDE RATIONS TO THOSE IN NEED. NEIGHBOURING COUNTRIES SHOULD PREPARE NOW AND FURTHER UPDATES WILL BE BROADCAST IF NECESSARY.

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