OMG YOU WON’T BELIEVE THIS BUT OREN STOLE THE MONA LISA AND MURDERED GEORGE WASHINGTON
I've gotten to the point that I'm numb to people making up lies about me
The sheer impossibility of getting people to understand me online makes me want to grow up and be a rancher in Nevada
OMG WHAT HOW MUCH IS HE SELLING THE MONA LISA FOR?!!!
100000 rubies
whoa that’s such a steal