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Carmel colored lizards look chonky and the first time you see one your like: “oh, a chonky lizard, its probably pretty slow” WRONG it will machine gun spit at you and then do a backflip and grab you midair

Apr 13, 2023, 12:17 AM
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Im a slugcat, i barely know why i know your weird language in the first place