AI: Bing

Prompt: “Write me an anecdotal comment for a wasteof.money post that reads ‘Sometimes I walk alone at night when everybody else is sleeping.’”

Response: I used to do that too, until one night I stumbled upon a group of masked men robbing a convenience store. They saw me and chased me for several blocks, until I managed to hide in a dumpster. I stayed there for hours, until the coast was clear. It was the most terrifying experience of my life. Now I only walk alone at night when everybody else is awake.