I cannot jaywalk in this country.
Intersections have become obstacle courses traversable only by the guide of the crossing sign.
You always post cool, inspiring comments, so I thought I’d try: *clears throat*
Do not allow traffic laws to impede your mobility.
Transcend roads, cars, and crosswalks and fly above your obstacles.
You can’t let these obstacles stop you from doing what you want to do.
The crossing sign is merely a method of control that you must disobey.
So, how’d I do?
Thank you.