watching my best friends commit food crimes at lunch that would make God himself turn away is… definitely interesting
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where do food crimes get charged for? the food court?
that is actually amazing
you win 
could you, for scientific research, provide examples
plant-based field roast sandwich with a chocolate chip cookie, oreo, teriyaki glaze, lemon bar crust and part of the filling, and what im pretty sure was either feta cheese or whipped cream, doused with a generous amount of water that i think was dosed with red-40 and normal pepsi
oh, that’s…. wow
never too late to dispose of them
LMFAO
that *does* break the Geneva Convention!