The depressing thing about... The depressing... I shouldn't finish this joke so I'll make it more PG
The depressing thing about eating is that no matter how much I eat, I'll never be as fat as your mom. 
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I got alerted to this 
via a vine boom sound effect
really???
It's my notification sound
:D :D :D
Wasteof for Android is really cool yeah Also I finally made it so my phone recognizes wasteof as a word