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and removes them a thousand meters up

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Red Bull gives you wings

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dammit what if i want to land

you can't do that, then you would have to stop buying the product and corporate doesn't want that 😤

how do i buy the product without landing

fly above a convenience store, drop the money with a note, and they will send up a can of redbull attached to a balloon. :)

ok great but the balloon might get wings and fly away

attach a large piece of metal to the balloon and hold a magnet as you fly

i want to lannddddddddddd