“Coach: *sighs* the misogyny is just really getting to me today”

“Coach: What’s an example of an open-ended question?

Student: What are your favorite crimes to commit?”

“Student: Does [coach 2] have a boyfriend?"

Coach 1: I mean… I don’t know?

Student: Does she have a crush?

Coach 1: You’ll have to ask her. I don’t know?

Student: [Coach 1], does she love anyone outside of her family??”

“Student: Coach [Ally], do you have a boyfriend?

Me: No? I’m not old enough yet. (this was this past fall but i was too lazy to explain that my sort-of ex made me not want to date for a while)

Student: You’re like 40! How do you not have a boyfriend? You’re all alone…”