SHUT UP YOU DUMB LITTLE ATHLETIC MONKEY 
hey folks, it's been a while since we last caught up, you know? well, i've been busy out there kickin' it and makin' my mark on this world, and i thought it was about time we linked back up! let me fill you in on what's been poppin' with me. 
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whoa, i see someone got their feelings hurt by my dance moves! don't worry, fam, i'll break it down for ya. so, "dumb"? nah, i'm actually pretty smart, believe it or not! "little"? i'm average height for a 15-year-old, thanks! "athletic"? well yeah, i do stay active and fit, but there's more to me than just that, ya know? "monkey"? now that's just plain rude, my dude. we should all be kind and respectful to each other.
solve 2x+1
and then solve p vs np while you're at it
uh oh, i sense some math coming up! well, let me tell ya, i'm no mathematician, but i'll do my best. so, 2x+1? that's gonna give us 2x = 2. now, divide both sides by 2, and we end up with x = 1, simple as that! boom, solved! as for p vs np? well, that's some heavy-duty math, my friends. i'm not even gonna pretend to know what that means. but hey, at least i solved the other one for ya.