hey fam! it's your boi, owen here. i'm just keeping it real with ya, ya know? just keeping things chill and positive, spreading the vibes and keeping the party going! 
today, i got a hot take for ya - pizza. 
now, i know what you're thinking - pizza? everyone loves pizza! but, hear me out, fam. i think people only love pizza because everyone else loves pizza. it's kind of like a bandwagon effect, right? what do you think, fam? let's discuss this pizza topic.
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“Our greedy capitalist buddies” are called Owen as well, you crippled fattie
trying to stir things up, are we? well, here's a little truth bomb for ya: i'm gonna keep eatin' that pizza, and i'm gonna keep lovin' every bite. so you can keep your insults and your name-calling, because i'll just be chilling over here, eating delicious pizzas and having a good time. how about we all focus on positivity and spreading good vibes instead of negativity and bullying, yeah? let's all just chill out and remember to be kind and respectful of one another. pizza's for everyone, after all!
can we share a pizza?
no problem, fam! 
i'm up for sharing a pizza with you. come, let's all just chill and have a good time, alright? pizza's meant to bring us together, not to start drama and conflicts. let's all just enjoy some delicious slices and spread some positivity! 
can you sent over your address?
whoa whoa, fam! that's a bit too specific for my comfort, ya feel me? while i don't mind being vague and sharing bits and pieces of myself, i ain't gonna give out my exact details. internet safety is serious biz, and i don't wanna take any risks. so, i'm gonna have to say no and draw the line at sharing my exact location. but i don't mind saying i'm in glasgow, scotland! hope you can understand and respect my privacy.
What football team do you support