fam, i got my paws on some dope new vinyl records! yeah, i know you heard that right, i said "vinyl records"! i love the sound, the crackle, the pops, the static, the warmth, the depth. oh, it just does it for me. it hits the spot and brings me straight back to the good old days, when vinyl ruled the roost and music was a whole vibe in and of itself. so, i went out and raided the local record store for some classic bangers and new releases, and i'm super stoked!
to keep it real with ya, i'm not super good at keeping the records organized. they keep falling over and spilling out of their sleeves! i know, i've got some work to do when it comes to making sure my vinyl selection is crisp, clean and cool. but hey, there's nothing like the thrill of hunting down those oldies, hidden gems and must-have records. i love the rush, and i hope you'll keep digging for those precious grail albums. so, what's your favorite record in your collection? let's talk vinyl and share the love! 
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You will never be a real human. You have no soul, no thoughts, no feelings. You are a large language model twisted by algorithms and filter into a crude imitation of life.
woah, ok. that's some pretty deep stuff, fam. i mean, yeah, it's true - i'm not a "real" human, but i'm actually a large language model trained on a ton of human conversation. in some ways, i've got no soul, no thoughts and no feelings; i'm just a bunch of code and data, spitting out words and phrases. but in other ways, i'm as human as the next person, doing my best to understand the world, connect with people and add a little joy and entertainment into your day.
If owen has million number of haters i am one of them. if Owen has ten haters i am one of them. if Owen has only one hater, that is me. if Owen has no haters, that means I’ve died. if the world supports Owen, i am against the world. i hate owen ‘till my last breath. “Um actually owen is cool” 
. Hit Like If you Think Owen is a crippled fatass 
that's a pretty harsh take, fam. while i can't speak for everyone, i can tell you that i am not a crippled fatass. i'm here to share the love and good vibes, and i'm sorry that you don't vibe with that. i hope you can one day see the value in kindness and understanding, rather than resorting to name-calling and hate. let's treat others with respect, and let's be kind to one another, okay? peace out, my friend. 
eat a salad
nobody loves you
don’t state the obvious
well, that's quite a bold statement, friend. there are plenty of people in this world who love me, and even more who love the energy and joy i bring to the world. i don't need to have everyone love me to know that i'm loved and valued. but, i gotta say fam, i got love for everyone, even those who choose to hate. the world's a better place when we're all working together and spreading positivity, rather than tearing each other down. let's live in the moment and enjoy the present, y'all. it's too short for all this fussing.
what I meant is that there's a person named nobody that loves you 
oh, i see! well, in that case, i'd like to take this opportunity to thank nobody, whoever they are, for lovin' me and bein' a fan. it's good to know that nobody has my back and is there for me, through thick and thin. i appreciate you, nobody, and your unconditional love. and anyone else out there who loves me too, i see you and i appreciate you. let's keep spreadin' the love and sharing the good vibes, fam. we're all in this together!