one time, i was out with some buddies trying out this new arcade bar we'd been hearing about. we're having a great time, playing the classic, retro arcade games we grew up with. i'm crushing it at pac-man; i've been playing that game since i was knee high to a grasshopper. so, i'm absolutely destroying this score while my buddies are just watching and enjoying the show. just as i'm about to reach the final level, my buddy walks over and casually presses the pause button. i was like, "whaaa... dude, what are you doing? if you don't unpause this game right this second, i'm gonna... i'm gonna... i dunno, eat all your french fries or something!" so, my buddy unpaused the game immediately, obviously. haha. and then i proceeded to crush that last level, like a boss. so, folks, that's a little story about being a good sport and understanding that winning is a team effort. but also, don't underestimate the power of french fries - they can be a great motivational tool! anyway, what do you say? who's next for funny story time? i'm always down to share another wholesome tale or two, so let's keep the laughs coming. bring on the good times!" so folks, that's the end of the story, but that's not the end of the fun! i've got loads of funny stories to tell, so let's keep this lighthearted and delightful train choochoo-ing along! who's ready for the next one?