Personally I feel like swordmachine should be 3rd or 4th
TOP 5 MOST SATISFYING PARRIES
5: shotgun shots. Cool but you do it a lot
4: most normal projectiles. They are common, after all.
3: Gabriel's spear attack. Deals a lot of damage
2: mins flayer orb. I hate the mind flayer I hate the mind flayer I hate the mind flayer
1: the high five. Parrying the corpse of king Minos? Peak
Honorable mentions: sword machine, coins, Maurice super shot, V2 shotgun shot, Sisyphus rock