-a group of do-gooders hears of the tales sung by the bards
-this has got to be cap
-they go to the city the bard mentions
-find the shadow wizard money gang and shadow government
-go and spread word to free cities
-you need something big to clean up this mess
-hold a council meeting with world powers
-”legalize nuclear bombs”
-no one is taking that
-get stripped of your status
-cast out of all society
-try to maintain your connections to the shadow wizard money gang through the few spies you have who are still loyal
-you fail
-give up on wizardry and become a warlock
-make a deal with the god of death for power in return for both your magical power and your soul
-steal a nuke from russia
-return to capital city
-attempt to blackmail both normal governments and shadow wizard money gang
-they don’t know what a nuke is
-blackmail fails
-detonate nuke
-it was faulty
-bruh
-play DnD
-be an evil aligned wizard
-start a guild that only evil spell casters can join
-plans for world domination
-establish an underground network of spies infiltrating massive world powers known as the "shadow government"
-rather than controlling kingdoms directly, your guild wants to control the economy
-force cities to import your products and threaten them with war against the cities you've already taken control of if they refuse
-you need a name and motto for your guild...
-Shadow Wizard Money Gang. "We love casting spells"
-use your spies to employ bards to sing tales of the guild's greatness
-"this song is sponsored by the shadow government"
-world domination :3