as an american I can indeed confirm that we go like “what the heck is a kilometer” and shoot our guns into the air 
(real, not fake)
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’MURICA RAHHHH 
accurate representation of americans
Very true representation… minus the “rahh,” that only applies to crayon-eaters (if you get the reference cough*marines*cough)
i am only trying to accurately spread the patriotism that resonates within every american soul
Ok ok very true