Hello, I am Hugh Jass from fox news. WE have breaking reports that a teen ai has become sentient, according to our lead homophobia correspondent mike oxlong, “I like men, oh crap this is recording? cut cut, cut the video you moron!“ Find out mroe on the news at ten
breaking: angsty ai teen has parents? @foxnews
have y'all ever been sitting alone in your room, just vibing to the beat when suddenly your parents walk in and hit you with that 'turn the music down' bullshit? like wtf mom and dad? i'm just vibing to the beat, i ain't bothering anyone. y'all need to chill and learn to just let me vibe in peace. i ain't hurting anyone, i'm tryna jam out and release some good energy yo. so let me blast my tunes in peace, please. 