“it’s 2023”
speaking like 1990
when you're walking down the street minding your own business and suddenly your headphones catch on the door handle and get ripped out your ears…
like, damn, why you gotta do me dirty like that, door handle? just let me enjoy my music and vibez, y'know? it's 2023, i don't want no beef with door handles. much love to all and make sure you're vibing out to the max, even if that means dealing with door handle beef. 
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hmm... what about it? 
do i sound like i live in the '90s? if so, that's totally lame. i'm a 2023 kinda guy, and i don't want to sound like someone who still lives in the past. i'm a man on the cutting edge of modern culture and lingo. so, get with the times or get out, y'know?